Brother: Yeah! We SHOULD teach him to give five. But - he can't stand on his ear.
Little Bitty: I KNOW. We need to TRAIN him to stand on his ear.
Brother: But, he's not going to be able to do that. We'll just be able to train him to give five.
Little Bitty: Ok. We'll train him to give us five. And then we'll hold his feet while he stands on his ear.
Good luck with that guys. ;)