Overheard as the kids and Daddy watched President Obama throw out the opening pitch of the MLB All-Star Game last night...
Brother: You know how much I love Barack Obama?
Daddy: How much?
Brother: More than my teeth.
Brother: Well... maybe not more than my teeth.
Daddy: That's good. It's important to love your teeth a lot.
Little Bitty: Daddy! You know what I love even more than I love you?
Little Bitty: My teeth.