Conversation between Brother and Little Bitty in the back seat of the car as we drove to Alabama last week.
Little Bitty: [Brother], are you going to be a Daddy some day?
Brother: Yes. I think I'll have three kids. (time passes) Wait, actually - I think I'll just have two kids and a dog. You know - a son, a daughter, a wife, and a dog are really all that a man needs.
Little Bitty: I'm going to have 14 kids. Wait - no - 100 kids. And they'll each have THEIR OWN dog. And their own horse. So... I'll have 100 kids, 100 dogs and 100 horses.
Brother: Wow. You better have a million dollars then.